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LIKE NAP TIME 90’S CARTOONS AND BASIC MATH
When I start talking about my obsessions:
totally-relatable: My parents: People at school: My friends: People on tumblr:
i can’t wait for everyone to profess their love for me tomorrow hopefully its not everyone at once that’ll be awkward
"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me. I know I reblogged this before, but I must reblog it again for Valentine’s Day!
1: Full name: DSM
2: Zodiac sign: Scorpio
3: 3 Fears: Spiders, aging horridly, being forever alone.
4: 3 things I love: Chocolate, people, traveling.
5: 4 turn ons: Chocolate, roses, sexy time stuff, classic clothing
6: 4 turn offs: Guys who are obviously just looking for a booty call, short responses, barely developed mustaches, guys that are shorter than me.
7: My best friend: There's a lot of those.
8: Sexual orientation: Curious?
9: My best first date: They were pretty lame, really.
10: How tall am I: 5'10
11: What do I miss: My childhood thought process.
12: What time was I born: 10:02 or 10:58?
13: Favourite color: Red...but I love most colors.
14: Do I have a crush: Nope.
15: Favourite quote: Too many.
16: Favourite place: Too many. I'll go with my mind.
17: Favourite food:...too many...
18: Do I use sarcasm: Hell yes.
19: What am I listening to right now: Somebody that I used to know--Gotye
20: First thing I notice in new person: Style, hair, eyes, and awkwardness or lack there of.
21: Shoe size: 11.
22: Eye color: Dark brown.
23: Hair color: Brown.
24: Favourite style of clothing: Classic/the kind that doesn't go out of style.
25: Ever done a prank call?: A few, yes.
26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?: *checks* red.
27: Meaning behind my URL: It's just...how I roll.
28: Favourite movie: You can't keep asking me these questions. There's too many!
29: Favourite song: Don't have one.
30: Favourite band: Don't have one.
31: How I feel right now: Fat.
32: Someone I love: My mom. Ellen Degeneres. Adele. Other family members.
33: My current relationship status: Forever single.
34: My relationship with my parents: 1/2 great, 1/2 decent.
35: Favourite holiday: My birthday...Christmas...Halloween!
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: 4 piercings on one ear, 1 on the other.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: Compass tattoo on my back or hip.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Gifs. Lots of gifs. Then I stayed for its humor and how relatable it is.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Don't have one of those.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Not anymore.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: No.
42: When did I last hold hands?: Ummm....
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: 10 minutes to half an hour.
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?: Nope.
45: Where am I right now?: Dorm.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Friends.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: Reasonable.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Not technically.
49: Am I excited for anything?: Break.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: Nope.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: Not often.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: Yesterday.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: Wouldn't care. Nothing out of the ordinary.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: Eh... probably.
55: What is something I disliked about today?: My weight.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? : The love of my life!
57: What do I think about most?: It's probably an even split between random stuff I want to write about, my body/diet, and my friends.
58: What’s my strangest talent?: Putting up a wall.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Not that I can think of...I hate bugs...but that's about it.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Both, but I think I'm better behind it.
61: What was the last lie I told?: I feel pretty.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: I dislike both equally, I think.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: They're fun thoughts.
64: Do I believe in magic?: Fun thought, but no.
65: Do I believe in luck?: Yep.
66: What's the weather like right now?: Dull and cloudy.
67: What was the last book I've read?: Freedom Summer
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Hell naw!
69: Do I have any nicknames?: Many.
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?: When I had to get stitches in my arm as a kid... I think there were 13?
71: Do I spend money or save it?: More spending than saving, I think.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: Nope.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?: Yes. A box...for nail polish remover.
74: Favourite animal?: Too many!
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Hanging out with pals.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Who cares? Don't believe in that anyway.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: There's soooo many!
78: How can you win my heart?: Be genuine.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: "Nothing hurt and everything was beautiful."
80: What is my favorite word?: Right now? Cray-cray.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Secret.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: HELP ME!
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Indeed.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Shape-shifting! Or teleportation!
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: There's a lot of those/
86: What is my current desktop picture?: A drawing of a city with birds.
87: Had sex?: Nope.
88: Bought condoms?: Didn't have sex, but I collect them!
89: Gotten pregnant?: No.
90: Failed a class?: In 9th grade, almost.
91: Kissed a boy?: Yes.
92: Kissed a girl?: Yes.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: No T_T
94: Had job?: No T_T
95: Left the house without my wallet?: Yes! I hate that!
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: No.
97: Had sex in public?: Virgin.
98: Played on a sports team?: No.
99: Smoked weed?: Yup.
100: Did drugs?: NyQuil?
101: Smoked cigarettes?: Once.
102: Drank alcohol?: Sure.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: Pescetarian.
104: Been overweight? : Still am.
105: Been underweight?: Don't think so.
106: Been to a wedding?: Indeed.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Yes, sadly.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: When I was younger.
109: Been outside my home country?: Yeah!
110: Gotten my heart broken?: Kinda, I guess.
111: Been to a professional sports game?: Of course.
112: Broken a bone?: Nope!
113: Cut myself?: Never
114: Been to prom?: Yep.
115: Been in airplane?: Yep!
116: Fly by helicopter?: Uh-huh!
117: What concerts have I been to?: A few Warped Tours and then little independent ones in coffee shops.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Kinda.
119: Learned another language?: Barely.
120: Wore make up?: Of course.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Haha, no!
122: Had oral sex?: No.
123: Dyed my hair? No.
124: Voted in a presidential election?: No.
125: Rode in an ambulance?: No.
126: Had a surgery?: Yes! Finally! I knew I had done something in my life!
127: Met someone famous?: Yes! Go Warped Tour!
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Nope.
129: Peed outside?: I don't think so?
130: Been fishing?: Mm-hm.
131: Helped with charity?: Of course.
132: Been rejected by a crush?: Never confessed.
133: Broken a mirror?: Yes T_T
134: What do I want for birthday?: Umm... Money?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: Not gonna talk about that.
136: Was I named after anyone?: Yep.
137: Do I like my handwriting?: Enough, yeah. It's handwriting.
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: Ally my stuffed animal! I MISS YOU, GIRL!
139: Favourite Tv Show?: Modern Family!
140: Where do I want to live when older?: Ooooh...in a house would be nice.
141: Play any musical instrument?: Learning piano.
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: Scar on my arm from running into a glass slate.
143: Favourite pizza toping?: Cheese.
144: Am I afraid of the dark?: Duh...to an extent.
145: Am I afraid of heights?: Not really.
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: Not that I can think of.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: Not that I can remember. I might have blocked it out.
148: What I'm really bad at: So many things.
149: What my greatest achievments are: Ummm....
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I try to forget those things.
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery: Travel!
152: What do I like about myself: My open mind?
153: My closest Tumblr friend: :D
154: Something I fantasise about: Being pretty
155: Any question you'd like?: Marry me? That'd be a pretty awesome question to answer.