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To My Child
Sometimes We Just Get A Little Sad
Sometimes it doesn’t even have a cause, or is just cause be some little things, so we feel stupid and try to hide it from people and it’s like: And then: But then when we’re alone it’s like: And when it’s not like that, it’s like: So we try to make myself feel better by eating like: But the good news is that when it’s all over,...
Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr? →
( ) Because we have no social life. ( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out. (X) Because we are too sexy for the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do. If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
So if guns kill people, I suppose pencils misspell... →
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Mother: You're beautiful honey, any boy would be lucky to have you
Grandparents: Dont you have a boyfriend yet? I bet all the boys are after you
Best Friend: I wish I looked like you, you're gorgeous
"If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then... →
The real problem with reality is →
There’s no background music
Me in the morning. →
and when I try to get out of my bed
I hate when I finish reading a really good book.... →
“I’ll catch a grenade for ya” →
What is wrong with humanity…? Normal teenage girls: Me: “WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING GRENADES AT ME?!”
How to use a phone →
Normal people Cool people People with angry girfriends/boyfriends Emotional people Angry people I just generally enjoy these gifs…
lastofthetumblrs: payface: Can’t do my homework, stars are not in the position Ohmygod I love you
When google tries to finish your sentence →