theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
xxoxoroxx: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. me Perfect.
fatseux: Someone come be my big spoon and plant little kisses across my shoulder blades until I fall asleep. Thanks. D’aaawww okay.
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
moosetachefeels: hitlersbreastmilk: The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’ #ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING